WTF!?: Microsoft Patent Double-Click

Ok what's wrong with the world! Like really, why patent the double-click so many years after it’s been invented? Are they now going to turn around and say “All operating systems using double-click must now pay us for it’s use”? It’s just wrong.

I think I’m going to patent going to the craper, more specifically the use of the butt cheeks contact on the toilet seat for support. Thats right, now all of the people in the world will need to pay to be able to crap in the toilet!

I know Microsoft tried to patent emoticons. Last I heard they did not get the patent yet. And frankly, are they really the first to use emoticons? I wonder…

[ Source: EarthVillage ]